"9-5 Batmen" Mug

After years of chasing clowns at 3 a.m., he decided he needed benefits and a steady paycheck. So he hung up the grappling hook, grabbed a guitar, and got a gig playing acoustic covers at a coffee shop downtown. Now he works a 9-5, strumming sad indie songs during lunch breaks, filing Bat-expenses in spreadsheets, and rolling his eyes during HR meetings. At 5:01 PM sharp, he lights a cigarette, sits on the nearest rooftop, and plays 'Wonderwall' until the sun sets — because even heroes need side hustles.