"Coffee Than Chaos" Mug

Every morning, in a quiet little neighborhood, a mysterious warrior awakens. Wrapped in his battle robe, he grabs his sacred cup of coffee — the only thing standing between him and total destruction of the world. Once caffeinated, he unsheathes his tiny sword and sets out to bring glorious chaos to anyone foolish enough to cross his path. Garbage cans get knocked over, mailmen are terrified, and by noon, the entire block is in disarray. By sunset, he is back in his robe, sipping tea and plotting tomorrow’s mischief. Truly, a hero of balance: first coffee, then chaos.