''Riped Homer" Mug

Legend says there was once a man who discovered the ultimate workout plan: eat donuts for breakfast, take a nap, chase your kids around the house, repeat. One day, after accidentally lifting the couch to find the remote, he realized he had become the strongest man in the world. He tore off his shirt, flexed so hard the neighbors' lights flickered, and declared himself 'Protector of the Living Room.' From that day forward, he vowed to use his new powers only for heroic deeds — like opening stuck pickle jars and carrying all the grocery bags in one trip.

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